Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

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Editorial reviews

Product Description
THE EAGERLY AWAITED COLLECTION OF PERSONAL ESSAYS FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF MY HORIZONTAL LIFE

When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.

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Customer reviews

review by: Ella J. date: 2008-08-21 rating:
Funniest Book EVER
In a world of chaos, this book provides fabulous comic relief. I don't watch Chelsea's show and this was the first book I read that she wrote. I actually fell of the couch reading it. I am passing it along to each of my friends so that they can enjoy Chelsea's witty writing. I loved it so much, I went out immediately and purchased Chelsea's other book! I have read the first chapter and it is equally as funny as Are YOU THERE, Vodka. If you have the extra $15 do not pass up the opportunity to buy and read this book.....

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review by: date: 2008-08-18 rating:
Hilarious
Very funny. I literally laughed out loud reading this book. Chelsea writes as if you're watching her do standup. It's a great book.

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review by: date: 2008-08-17 rating:
HILARIOUS!!
This book is full of GREAT laughs! I didn't want to stop reading until I finished the entire book. I laughed out loud FREQUENTLY while reading! I enjoyed so much that I purchased Chelsea's first book that she wrote.

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review by: date: 2008-08-15 rating:
Chelsea and me...
This book kept me laughing. Chelsea Handler is a great comedian and writer. I will recommend this book to everyone, I already have all my friends reading it and they all love it. I also recommend other book about relationshipsI Love You. Now What?: Falling in Love is a Mystery, Keeping It Isn't


review by: date: 2008-08-15 rating:
Funny Book
If you have seen Chelsea's show and enjoy it, then you will enjoy the book. Good Humor.

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